[Random] (And Short) Journal Entry XX (!!!!)

Mmmmm.....

IDK

Nothing to report...? OH I HAD THE BEST MULTI-COLORED CUPCAKE EVAH!!!!!!

It was so moist on the inside, especially in the middle~ It was delicious!!!

Thank you, Girl Who Shares My Last Name!!!

Oh, and I found 10¢ as I left school. Altho I suppose it could have been mine....somehow. :P

Oh, right. We did skits in History to educate our sub on the French Revolution. My group had sect. 3, which was mainly Napoleon. However, there were 8 of us and one actual person to talk about, Napoleon. One guy was playing [theRedBrickGame (aka Rush Hour)] on his phone, another was doing Math homework, a the guy behind me was starting Mandarin while asking every now and again what he had to do, two BFFs were chatting in the corner, "Napoleon" was half trying to understand, half trying to organize us, I was rereading the section, which was the only section I didn't read, and the last guy was demanding that I be the person who always exiled Napoleon and sit on the girl who was Napoleon.

After several fits of nonstop frustration and confusion (we had 15 minutes to get our skits done and ready), I was dubbed narrator 'cuz I "knew what was going on", "Napoleon" was Napoleon, phone guy was Russia, Mandarin guy (who at least tried to get what he had to do earlier) was Britain ("Wait...why am I an entire country? What does Britain do?"), math guy was the Church, guy telling all to sit on "Napoleon" was indeed the Exiler, BFF 1 was "Codification of Law"/ Napoleonic Code and BFF 2 was Nationalism.

It went something like this:

"In 1769 Napoleon was born [ding!]. He had many military accomplishments, and in 1799 he overthrew the government with a coup d'état, then made himself consul for life and later Emperor. He made friends with the Church [Church and Napoleon shake hands; Church is done :)], and created the Codification of Law [ding!]. The two things that helped lead to Napoleon's defeat were Nationalism [ding!] and Britain [*waves*]. There was some fighting in Russia, [Russia fights himself], and Napoleon was defeated, leading to his Exile [Napoleon goes over, Russia pushes (her) out; Exiler pushes Napoleon away]. Then Napoleon came back to power and was defeated by Britain and Prussia [Napoleon returns, Britain pushes away], leading to him getting exiled for the last time [Exiler pushes Napoleon away]. The End."

Hey, "Townspeople" (BFFs) wanted me to make it quick as narrator, so I did. :) A 6-7 page section in less than 3 minutes.


--To Be Fed To Wolves