Alderman L: "You know, it's March, and March is the month of Pisces. And what are Pisces?"
We all had some kind of feeling of what was gonna happen.
*Alderman L gestures toward dolphin mascot. "FISH!"
(Groans all around and critical chatter)
"DOLPHINS ARE MAMMALS YOU TWIT!!"
"He's gonna get a lot of angry emails saying that dolphins are mammals."
Alderman...these are the guys running the place, man.
You know Congress says pizza is a vegetable? And the tomato sauce on it as well?
Dudes, tomatoes are fruit. We've been over this.
Found 10¢~
--To Be Fed To Wolves
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